The Facebook Trick

You might have found out about this some time back. It's what people call the Konami code. Just found out myself today and I find this very amusing.

WARNING: Do not attempt on slow computers.

INSTRUCTIONS:

Press up,up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Enter key.

Watch out for bubbles like you've seen above when you're scrolling and stuff.

Enjoy :)

Note: To disable, simply refresh the window.

Also, try to switch your language to English - Pirate!

Public Display of Racism in Universiti Malaya

A friend of mine sent me this, which particularly annoys me.

Is this supposed to be “Diluluskan” in the first place? You comment. You decide.

This November, Everyone Is Going Nuts

I'm already awake an hour ago. If I'm at home now I'll only be awake 2-3 hours from now.

And, for a guy that loves to - and will - sleep as much as possible, I'm suffering from insomnia.

And, for a guy who hadn't been actually dreaming since the start of JC1, I've been getting weird dreams everyday since a week ago, and it isn't getting any better.

Now this, ladies and gentlemen, is what we call exam stress.

Oh well, I shall get back to the books now. Bye guys.

Signed, sealed and delivered,
ricky


PS: Forgive me if I somehow end up on a hiatus during these trying times.

Cambridge GCE ‘A’ Level 2009 – The Countdown

'til my first paper

Up and on, everyone!

The Top 10 Trends About Young Malaysians

Disclaimer: This article is of stereotypical nature. Please get this clear before you proceed.

I came across a similar article (don't remember where it's from, though) and got this sudden urge of sharing one too.

What differs Gen-Y Malaysians from their Gen-X parents and ancestors? And how are young Malaysians generally different from teens from other countries?



1. They love JEANS.
Everywhere you go - cinemas, beaches, malls, mamak stalls, offices and government buildings, even their own homes. I believe it is going to replace our baju kurungs, cheongsams and dhotis as our new traditional costumes in the future.




2. They wear LESS.
From long sleeves to sleeveless, from covering the whole head to tudung-less - I'm quite sure that Malaysians are one of those people who show more parts of their skin than citizens of other stricter Muslim countries. I won't object this *decreasing* trend, 'cos, let's face it, the weather isn't getting any cooler.





3. They love SUNGLASSES.
Stop a private ride and get the driver. 80% of the time, those dudes and dudettes will be wearing sunglasses, even at night.
"Kool what."






4. They love modifying their PROTONs, and kill themselves by showing off.
It doesn’t really matter whether you’re an Ah Beng or a Mat Rempit. You should check the Malaysian death toll for road accidents. Chances are, those cars are just like yours, filled with car tattoos and loud engines and a blaster speaker system.



5. They MAT SALLEH lah. Cannot blame them lah.
They feel weird listening to other Malaysians speaking broken English, but are totally comfortable with foreigners (esp. angmohs) speaking broken Bahasa Melayu.








6. They LEPAK, all the time.

Do you know where is the easiest place to find the most typical of Malaysians? The mamak stalls, of course. Don't worry, they'll be there 24/7, office hours included.










7. They don't know their NEIGHBOURS.
They definitely spend more time facing the TV and computer screens than the uncles’ and aunties’ faces on the other side of the fence.
“Tak de masa lah…”










8. They are not exactly the CLEANEST people in the world.

Walk down any random street, or into any random coffee shop’s toilet. What do you see? Sampah, sampah, and more sampah. That’s why companies like Alam Flora and organisations like DBKL will never cease to exist.








9. They don’t even know that there’s a FOOTBALL ASSOCIATION OF MALAYSIA.

Ask them about any EPL player (first-teamers, reserves, even youth players), and they will answer you with maximum confidence.
Ask them about one of Malaysia’s national footballers, and they’ll pause for a looonnng time. Ask them two, and they’ll say “tukar topik lah.”








10. They just love it -LAH.

Trust me, we say -lah A LOT.

What do you think?

Romance of the Rivals

DISCLAIMER: Whatever that is written below are totally not real and are not meant to be offensive in any way to any party.

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I got this from my friend (an avid Manchester United fan) after Liverpool's 2-0 win over Manchester United at Anfield a few days ago.

The Red Devils-Kops rivalry has been in existence for decades, perhaps even centuries. But ever wondered why the intensity between the two sides increased exponentially in recent years?

Here's why.

One day, Benitez realised they actually have something in common.

And then, it all started with this glance at Rafa's bottom.

Then, things get cheekier...

...and cheekier.

Until one day when more secrets were unveiled...

Just joking lah.

Referee Kayu!

Yesterday was undoubtedly a day filled with controversies in English football. Watch these high-profile matches and you will know why.

Liverpool v Manchester United

West Ham United v Arsenal


Enjoy.